You’ve only got one chin. There are exceptions.
Hair growing out of an ugly mole on your neck is the same.
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Because testicles are so sensitive, they make me cringe a lot thinking of what could happen if….
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Only men have these thoughts.
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They hang down and trail behind you every where you go, bobbing from side to side. It’s like having an old worn-out catcher’s mitt down there. These things are very sensitive, and I rarely enjoy reaching down and feeling them.
These things move and look, just like an octopus.
Why eyebrows? And once again, like everything else,hollister, you’ve got two. Do we need one extra as a backup?
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For example if a mule kicked me there,coach factory. Or somebody grabbed me there with pliers.
Perhaps I’m afraid that what I might feel, for some unexplained reason, might not feel quite right. I just don’t enjoy feeling those, and most men are like me. It’s kind of like the dark side of the moon,michael by michael kors. You just don’t go there.
Sometimes women paint fake eyebrows with paint on their foreheads when they don’t have enough hair.
Why testicles?
For example, testicles, you know, the little round reproductive spheres men have.
If I shaved my eyebrows, I would look pretty strange. As if having two narrow strips of hair over your eyes isn’t strange?
Two tiny strips of hair over your eyes?
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Eyebrows have one solitary distinction. They are the only hair located somewhere else other than your head that is considered attractive (not counting beards and mustaches). Hair hanging out your nose, hair on your ears, hair on your back, are all considered gross.
Women, on the other hand, have everything neatly packed inside.
There are certain parts of the human body I just can’t figure out.
You can take your hand and switch them, place them further behind you,polo ralph lauren, for example, as you lay in bed.
Another body part I can’t figure out are eyebrows.
If this was originally intended as shade on a hot day, we got gypped.
John Sammon is the author of two books and writes a weekly humor column you may access at
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